Ology - Patheticology - LOL !

A tourist asked a boat guy, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?"


The boat guy said, "NO...." not any.


The tourist then asked, "What the hell do you know on the face of this earth? You will die of illiteracy!"

The boat guy said nothing.......


After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking.

The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"

The tourist said, "NO!"

The boat guy replied, "Well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology"

President Obama & Primier David Cameron Funny

And as their Love coninues to grow with regard to so many issues that the world and it's poor citizens as you and me have to Face.....

What the fuck do we get??

Sorry Ass Bones of Kentuky Fried Chicken (KFC)

Have Fun !

Selecting a Computer Password

A lady helps her man install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he'll always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a word but he is annoyed with her reaction, when he selects: penis.

As he hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria .

The computer had replied:


TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE.

Once I was asked by my friend, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, the friend asked me, "Give me some examples".

I said, " Smaller issues like, Which car we should buy, How much amount to save, When to visit the super market, When to go on vacation, Which sofa, Air conditioner, Refrigerator, Monthly expenses, Whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "

He asked, "Then, what is your role?"

I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, Whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, Whether to widen the North America's economy, Whether Roger Federer should retire from Tennis etc., etc. And Do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".

More Facebook Funnies !

And this is How Indian old Grandma got on Facebook to chat with her Boyfriend !

Seriously, Isn't this facebook in real life?? Where is Privacy ?

Oh - WTF - Dad Joined facebook - LOL !

OK - I got this off Facebook - it was circulating among a load of my freinds - Is it cool or not ?

Well, What is it ? Comments ??

Do's and Don'ts for Grownups !!

What would your mother think? Or is it that you are now controlled by your wife ?? Either way, your fun days are over Buddy !!

Funny Perceptions - How will they See Us

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Bankers - they do seem to think no end of themselves ha? Or is it just our perception?

Not sure whether Britney's Boy Friend would take this serious !

Not sure about the commercials, but, they defenitly do tend to think that the general public are fools. 

Oh those Mother in laws !

Even sex becomes perception when you are old !

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

With China becoming one of the largest economic forces and soon we will have to do a lot of dealing with them in addition to reading their instruction manuals (as most products we consume today are cheap and low quality Chinese shit) - it is of utmost importance that we learn their fucking language !

Smoking Weed Vs consuming Alcohol !

I mean - What is this world coming to? Have the legislators got their wires crossed ???

How to Spell Mississippi Joke !

Oh this is a funny world we live in !

Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.


The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is Galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.

'The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.'

Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '


you're gonna read this again!!

Funny Paper Articles

Well, what could be more harmful to your body, mind and soul than smoking ? Also, smoking means, ciga, fag, weed ?

Following is a research done by Dr. Gregory Calkins of the university of Miani health center - Wonder how he became a doctor... Pitty the patients who get treated by him..

Legal or Illegal - Funny Answers at the Exam !

Is it the person who answered the questions who is DUMB or is it actually the examiner who posted the Dumb questions????? Think about it !!

How Ironic ?? It is funny how harmless is illegal and the harmful is legal ! - click on pic for larger image - it is the wiered world we live in !!

Perfectly Timed Funny Photographs 2 !

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Click the previous blog for more funny photographs of perfectly times photographs