Pictures for Dirty Minded People

this time the post is for us... Pretty funny, but good for the dirty minded people.... enjoy the pictures

It's just an artifect of a nun... what were you thinking?

Nice looking arrangement for the Egg Shells ha?

Ha Ha - Gotcha !!

Which type of weed do you prefer ???

Sexy Heels ha?

Did you still spot the lamp?? 

What the hell is a banana doing inside a pumpkin?? 

Cute Dog ya?

baby Face - Spot it?

Nice arrangement of Tomatos ha?

Wonder where this tree is

What the fuck are they doing with their ears together?? Gay?

Misunderstood Wife !

And the Husband upon getting to know the wife's disspointment says !

 anywas, don't disspoint the sexy wife too much !!

Arab Father and Son Joke

Well, some people are rich no matter how stupid they are. Look at Middle East.... They had Oil for millions of years and it took a westerner to make fuel. Now they are rich by doing nothing but have oil under their feet - what? Did I hear you say Unfair??

Nevermind the train, I will stick to the philosophy of the great Carlie Chaplin (but for the latter reason).

However, this would be my kind of vehicle....

Burning Calories

For all you who think that Gym is boring and you only check out the chicks there where as the real action is more interesting, here you go.... Check out how much calories you can burn during intercourse than wasting time at a boring Gym !

 What we forgot to mention is the number of calories that could be burned during masturbation - 100 during act and 250 on ejaculation. So get on with it now. Burn those extras !

Instructions to Follow when choosing Lingerie

The typical thought process that a woman would follow when choosing what panties to wear on a given day. Well, they do end up somewhere....

Pretty much simpler choice for the guys ha? 

I am not sure who on this earth could wear the below ones, but, surely would like to see her.

But, then again, we wouldn't care or complain when they turn out red hot in their sexy Lingerie ha?

Dalai Lama Answers !

Here is something from the great Dali Lama. Funny stuff, but, do you manage to see the startking reality behind the sayings??

Well, what do you think?? But, then again, useless explaining such wisdom to Blonds ha?

Funny Photographs

Few Funny pics that I got on mail - thought I would share with you -the ones who love to laugh and joke (in other words, leading a stressless life.

Enjoy and click on pic if you want larger images

Blond and Doctor

Doctor, to a Blond lady, during her examination: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine.  Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

Lady started taking off her clothes . . ..

Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes - JUST SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE"

You just love those blonds, now don't you?

The Cow and Bull Story

Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm.

He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: 'Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow'.

Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like 'Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.'

A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: 'Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.'

Granddad says to Johnny: 'I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not 'the bull is surprising the cows'. It is 'the bull is surprising the cow'. The bull can only surprise one cow at a time'.

Johnny replies: 'No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's fucking the horse!'

Before and After Marriage

Well, to keep it simple, we have figured out how it all happens before and after marriage - a few words we use on a regular basis, but, see the difference when using the same set of words once you tie the knot.

But, then again, you can't blame the guy. When you are going out, you don't meet often and you can bother to explain a few things to your girlfriend as oppose to having to do it on a regular basis.

However, finding a Girl is the most important as people tend have many perceptions of your Girl.

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Well, this is the plight of most of us single guys :( !!