Male and Female Dictionary

 

Well, did you see the difference when male spells out something vs a woman's double standards? Common Men do have feelings too - listen to the great Homer Simpson....

 

But we men cannot live without those sexy women around us ha?

Types of Men !

Well, if we filter out to the core, there are 3 three types of men and let's see whom they love to have along side them !!!

The ASIAN

Has one Wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most.
 

The AMERICAN

 

 Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most.
 

 THE ARAB

Has 4 Wives
Has 4 Girlfriends
But he loves his housemaid the most.

And may be a Camel or two !!

 

Funny picture collection

A few funny Pictures that comes on mail these days !

Funny Angry Birds !

Well, with all the hype about the infamous angry birds, look what the kids are up to?

 The damn birds have been there for ages !!

This duck looks very angry too !!

 

You say this to your Bird and you got a Seriously Angry Bird hanging around your house !!!

Marriage Joke !

Learn it from that old wily fox .... Here are some Gem's of advice for those who spend millions of dollars on marriage counseling.

And what marriage does to you !

And an easy solution to all your problems !

child love pay heavy for marriage wild old man stopped by police officer for drinking and driving

Funny in Mars

Beautiful and incredible images from the latest

batch of photographs sent back from the Mars Lander. Amazing insight and the pictures as never seen before

 

 

 And the most Amazing Picture from Mars !!

 

Marijuana or Soda

I insist that going on weed or marijuana is way better than having any kinda drink. Here is a small table I made especially to illustrate why it is so.

I mean look at this poor dude who got high on Alcohol, wouldn't have been the same if he was high on Weed.

Also, getting back home after a party full of alcohol - Not Cool !

on contrary, see the fun these gals are having which you obviously could be a part of if you were on Weed !!

Choose now and choose wise, but don't get caught to those cops...........

Reasons for Road Accidents

Yeah, some times you wonder why so many guys (and some gals too) meet with accidents during their day to day travel. Well, don't look too far, here are some of the causes...

A guy driving a car hit a lamp post after seeing this gal in the streets.

A lorry driver drove straight in to a canal by the road when this lady was walking on a by road

A guy walking down the street walked right in to a lamp post breaking his nose and forehead trying to follow this sexy beast..

The guy who saw this gal got such an erection, his penis was 2 feel long which got caught in a door when he tried to enter the elevator

A guy riding a bicycle saw this beauty and rode in to a dump truck and has 25 stitches all over his body.

The rider who saw this gal went straight in to a supermarket and apart from nursing injuries has to pay USD 100,000.00 as damage to the store and items.

This gal was seen crossing the road in Mexico, where the truck driver ran over not less than 25 people who died on the spot. However, the driver was pardoned after the judge realized that the guys who he ran over were drug lords that cops failed to capture.

This gal is from England. A helicopter pilot spotted her crossing the streets and went straight inside a building, luckily it was a highrise parking lot and he managed to land the helicopter in time and no one got hurt, but a small roller blade.

This blond managed to create the high profile accident down California when not less than 10 cars knocked in a row down the main boulevard off Beverly Hills.

A truck driver braked so hard to let this gal  to cross the streets, the trailer of the truck ended in front of the truck shuttering the windscreen. Both the driver and the gal escaped without injuries.

 And then,

last but not least, this gal was seen crossing the streets down town New York which ended up me falling off my balcony and make this blog lying on my hospital bed :( !!