Marriage and Marijuana

In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.

They are:

1. Legalized gay marriage

2. Legalized marijuana

Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

GHOST SEX...

A professor at the University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

 To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

 About 90 students raise their hands.

 Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

 About 40 students raise their hands.

 That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

 About 15 students raise their hand.

 Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

 Three students raise their hands.

 That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

 Way in the back, a young Arab student raises his hand.

 The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Arab student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

 When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, dear, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
 ghost?'

The student replied, "Wallah Habibi, from back there I thought you said "Goats."😜😜

Wife - Do not check your Innocent Husband's Phone

The wife checked  her husband's phone and found these names:

- The tender one 

- The amazing one 

- The Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number on which his sister replied.

When she dialed the third  number her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted  her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to  make up for her sin.

Once his mother came to know of the story, she sold all her jewelry and gave him the money

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved  as......

"Abu Khalid the electrician”*