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Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Wife - Do not check your Innocent Husband's Phone



The wife checked  her husband's phone and found these names:

- The tender one 
- The amazing one 
- The Lady of my dreams


She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number on which his sister replied.

When she dialed the third  number her own phone rang !!!!



She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted  her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to  make up for her sin.

Once his mother came to know of the story, she sold all her jewelry and gave him the money

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved  as......


"Abu Khalid the electrician”*

Friday, February 13, 2015

Wives Love their Husbands !



A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”. 

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

"When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
 

Some women answered today, a few yesterday and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text
message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Are you sick or what?
3. Love you too. What's up with you??
4. What now? Have you crashed the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the f**k did you do now?
7. You're kidding me?
8. Don't bullshit me. How much do you need.
9. Are you for real?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is really for, someone will pay!
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother’s coming to stay with us, isn't she?


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