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Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Michelle Obama for President in 2020
OK - This is not a joke guys....
If we really want a female president for the United States of America, here is your chance...
Let's start the campaign now...
Use hashtag - #MichelleObama2020
Monday, October 17, 2016
Pakistani Johnny in USA School
A Pakistani Boy took admission in an American school
Teacher : What's your name ?
Boy : Nadir Teacher
Teacher : No, new you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and started a general conversation with his mother on how things turned out that day and then the name change topic pops up...
Mother : How was the day Nadir ?
Boy : I am American now, So please call me Johnny.
The dad over heard the conversation and the argument that followed ended up with the boy getting beaten by both the parents.
The next day he was back at school all bruised...
Teacher : what happened Johnny ??
Boy : Madam, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani Terrorists.
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Corvette Convertible Fast or Not ?
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An Old man decided to buy a Corvette convertible. His memory of good younger days.
As he drove down the highway, he floored it to 80 and smiled. He was cherishing the moment with flashes of his yesteryear's running through his mind,
Suddenly, he sees a trooper chasing him. He puts his foot down more and starts driving faster before he realized that it wasn't right and stopped.
The trooper came up to the window, looked at his watch and says, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I haven't heard before, I won't give you a ticket".
The man paused for a while..... looked around, and with a release of sigh said... "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. When I saw you coming up behind me I thought that it was you and that you were bringing her back.. ".
"Have a Good day Sir" is all the trooper said...
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