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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Courage is a joke ?

Pictorial Definition of Courage !!!!!!!!!!!!

A few Short Answers that needs courage to tell others !
Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips! _________________________

Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: Cuz its their way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried here!
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
Guy 1: Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
Guy 2: Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
Guy 3: I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said – “Hi I'm Mary not a virgin!”
Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!

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