This is what we call being "Drunk"
In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!
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Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity!
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity!
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Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
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Girl: excuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not your brother, my father never slept with your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did!
Boy: OK! But I'm not your brother, my father never slept with your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did!
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A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the Headline. It read: Team to play with Dicks out.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the Headline. It read: Team to play with Dicks out.
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!!
What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!!
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On a NUDIST's beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.
On a NUDIST's beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.
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When God made me, He asked, "Great Memory or Giant Penis?".
I cant Remember what I said.
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What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for two days.
What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for two days.
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I told my wife I want to die in bed.
She said, "You did last night - three times!"
I told my wife I want to die in bed.
She said, "You did last night - three times!"
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A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window..
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you the first time?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you the first time?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
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