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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Funny China - Funny Chinese Jokes - Chinese Philosophy - Confusious Says !

 When without money, eat wild vege at home;
 When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
 When without money, ride bicycle;
 When have money, ride exercise machine.

 When without money, wish to get married;
 When have money, wish to get divorced.
沒錢的時候 ,老婆兼秘書;有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。
 When without money, wife becomes secretary;
 When have money, secretary becomes wife.
 When without money, act like rich man;
 When with money, act like poor man.

 Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
 Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
 Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

 Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
 Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
 Says heaven is good but refuse to go.

What is life about?
歲時出場亮相 ..At one, YOU are the top priority
 10 歲時功課至上 At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
20 歲時春心盪漾 At twenty, getting dates is the top priority
歲時職場對抗 At thirty, a good career is top priority
歲時身材發胖 At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
歲時打打麻將 At fifty, keeping up with competition with others is top priority
 60 歲時老當益壯 At sixty, having a united family is top priority
At seventy, remembering something is top priority
歲時搖搖晃晃 At eighty, moving around is top priority
 90 歲時迷失方向 At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
歲時掛上 At 100, having a nice portrait of yours on the wall is top priority!

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