Wisdom in Profound Truths.....!
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
Good friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of society; but always remember who laid them!!!
Money is just like an arse .. everybody has it, but ... nobody wants to give it !!!
Men play the game. Women know the score.
Wives are funny creatures .... Wives don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.!?!?
This is the most profound statement !
Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you have the same sperm that won a battle against a millions of others.
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
Here is the definition of divorce ... She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!!!
Mahatma Gandhi says..........'man who puts his hand in the bush is not always a gardener!!!'.
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