Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!
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