Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!
Monday, July 4, 2011
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