Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Monday, October 15, 2018
Bill Gates resign as Microsoft CEO
Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from kuppuswamy. He was bright enough to handover the operations to an Indian, Satya Nadella
It reads:
Saar,
I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:
Nambar wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Nambar too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... where it is?
Nambar tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you " laanching" Microsoft Sentence?
Nambar for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???
Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???
Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why saar why??
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
MORE TYPO ERRORS HERE Well, how many times have you typed an SMS on your phone with the T9 on and it has given you words that made you roll...
-
A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”. The women were asked, "How many...
-
Next time, be careful when you are having sex or get prepared to face the consequences....
-
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I...
-
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked...