History of Headache !

God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?'  God said, 'Go down Into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'  God explained it to Him. Then God said, 'Cross the river...' Adam said, 'What's a River?'  God explained that To him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....'  Adam said, 'What is a Hill?'  So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, 'On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave.'  Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'  After God explained, He said, 'In the cave You will find a woman.'  Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'  So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, 'I Want you to Reproduce.'  Adam said, 'How do I do that?'  God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....'  And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well.  So, Adam goes down Into the valley, Across the river, and Over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the Woman. Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.  God, His patience Wearing thin, said Angrily, 'What is it Now?' And Adam said....  * * * 'What's a headache?'

How things were Invented

 

 

 

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
but the women are BUSY shopping.................