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Showing posts with label nagging. Show all posts
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Friday, May 5, 2017

Husband and Wife Goes Jogging



Early morning husband wakes up and asks his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh.....! So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."

Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"


Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "

Hubby: "I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?

HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."


Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.."
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!

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