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Sunday, May 17, 2020
Funny signs
Signboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
Signboard outside a prostitute's house..
" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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