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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

With or Without Money !!



Man O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home;
When has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
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When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
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When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
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When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
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When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
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When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
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Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
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Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
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Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means.....

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