Justin Beiber Funnies

Oh.. You gotta love this Whimp... Feel sorry for the guy as he is doing a farely decent job being a youngster and making music that appeals to the tiny winy generation... But, that doesn't negate the fact that he is a sissy... Sorry Justin, we are making fun of you...

May Be he will mature one day ...

Chinese Men for Horney Women

If you want more sex, here is the secret (though they are renowned to have tiny dicks)

Well, I guess another national with some Viagra who could go on and on is still better than getting humped by 10 chinese with 3 inch dicks....

Cheating Wife with Church Presit

Why can't we live in harmony with our better halves??

Well there are a few who do so, and this is how they look - Happily married though !!

Women's rights - a Joke

What are these rights the women ask for ?

Firstly we need to tell all women

So all women get out of smoking Marijuana !!

Secondly - decide what's right for you could be right for men too !!

Thirdly - If you ask for equal rights, get used to getting equal SHIT too !! 

Carrying Shit !

Have you seen the vehicles or trucks as we may call it, that carry our sludge, sewage from the septic tanks? Here are some of the famous and best sewage services in the world. call them any time as they are here to take your SHIT !

If Animals were on Facebook

If animals have FACEBOOK and BBM, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :



COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" #:-s

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember".... 8-

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :'(

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ">:/

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" X_X

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" =D =))

Virgin Chinese Waiter

A young Chinese Waiter Guy gets married to a beautiful young Chinese virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn ' t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


' My darring, ' he whispers, ' I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss ask. So. Whatchu wan? ' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

Thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69. '


More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:


You want.... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?

US Warship Battle Tank for Sale !

Battle Tank for Sale !!

Used at operation dessert storm
In good running condition
Can purchase using your credit card
Easy to drive

No the Credit Card company won't come behind you !!
All Models available
Leopard 2A5, T64, M60, Mk3, challenger 2, mk3d baz, M series

Also a life jacket to go along with the tank that can go on water, under the sea and over rocks - absolutely FREE with tank !!

Obama Joke - conversation in an Airplane

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are an Afro American, do you think that So-called President Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama...when you don't know shit?"

Life as a Woman and be Pregnant

A pretty much simple explanation - well, also a woman's anotomy explained below

And when pregnant

Unfair World Men live in with Women !

click below image for a larger readable version - then we get to the rational behind the post

It indeed is an unfair world we live in - common what the Fcuk do the women think ?? Men are fair from tender age.

Indeed guys go for their heart and women thinking as below is a total misconception. We wouldn't call them sluts, flirts or bitches if they don't deserve ha?

Titanic Murder - Rose Killed Jack

Is Rose stupid ? No Way !! She had the beans to leave a Man with a small Dick for a Minor just to get her inner buds teased. She indeed did not want the relationship to go on after they reach the shores.

These are many ways she could have saved jack if she really wanted - Scientifically proven methods are illustrated below !

This is how people save their lives if they really want to - live in harmony - save life together

I mean - what was the Director thinking?? Was it directed by George Bush ??

Be careful when buying on e-bay funny !

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful on what you purchase on eBay.

Gorinder Singh spent £50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

Instructions said- "Do not use in the sunlight"

Having Sex with a Ghost !

A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.


Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.


That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.


The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'


Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

We pick on Muslims too much, right? - Bad us - trust me they are wondeful people... We all have rotten eggs in our own societies and they do have their share as well. But that doesn't mean they are all bad !!

ENJOY !!

Funny Ears !

Ha Ha Ha - perverted minds - including mine ! extremely funny when two ears come together and looks like a cunt :) !