Running Naked in the Rain

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

She screamed "Oh my God - Hurry ! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

The Guys says "I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"

Then She says, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'

'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope..just when it's raining.'

Some Smart Asses really know how to get about !!

How to use Chopsticks

 Oh those silly Chinese.... why cannot they look at simpler means of having a meal. Anyways, I trust the easy steps on how to use the chopsticks helped you - try it out when you visit a Japanese or Chinese restaurant in town next time. 

Wear a Condom Man !

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
            The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am  the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then  leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your  pants on backwards instead of your collar."

Funny Wired Stories

A few wired stuff that goes around in to our mail boxes.

Got the following pic with caption "World's first Camera in the Making" - But Who and how the fuck was this picture taken????

Trust me the world is loosing it and the modern society is truly fucked up.... 

Hence a message to God

 And the real Harry Potter who is a crack addict. Now, I don't see much difference from the movie

Not only Harry, in the modern society, even Micky mouse is on dope. 

Grandmothers screw around online and guess who get's caught?

People are forgetting the past and vibrating phone is mistaken for earthquakes :(

We have stolen land from Animals and dictating terms while screwing up the Eco-system we live in.

Whilst the world bank is funding rich countries to get out of debt instead of caring for the rest of the world...

Indeed a fucked up world !!

Mother and Daugther at the Bar

Man, I'll tell ya, women are cold until the end!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' 

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 

 'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well.. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.' 

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. 

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS..' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. 

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' 

'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' And we men praise them anyways !

Things to do when bored

Pretty interesting set of thoughts for those who are bored and do not know what to do. Ya, we all go through that phase of time once in a way ha? Any better ideas, feel free to add on to the comments :) !

But, ensure not to overdo or this is what wil happen !!

But, then again, there are ups and downs in life

Might as well take a swim, may be skinny dip - need a partner??

Facebook Funny !

Oh that facebook indeed is a place that makes you laugh and as for me, the below picture just explains perfectly what I have done in this post. Steeling other peoples posts.

Even the Super Hero Rajinikanth seems to enjoy facebook

Even the dying cannot die without facebook

And You are screwed the day when your dad joins Facebook

But, then again, faceboom helps me subdue my curiocity

Everyone seems to be sharing everything on Facebook

It's Amazing how,

But, then again, if you want to make money from Facebook, it is something simple you got to do.

Pictures for Dirty Minded People

this time the post is for us... Pretty funny, but good for the dirty minded people.... enjoy the pictures

It's just an artifect of a nun... what were you thinking?

Nice looking arrangement for the Egg Shells ha?

Ha Ha - Gotcha !!

Which type of weed do you prefer ???

Sexy Heels ha?

Did you still spot the lamp?? 

What the hell is a banana doing inside a pumpkin?? 

Cute Dog ya?

baby Face - Spot it?

Nice arrangement of Tomatos ha?

Wonder where this tree is

What the fuck are they doing with their ears together?? Gay?

Misunderstood Wife !

And the Husband upon getting to know the wife's disspointment says !

 anywas, don't disspoint the sexy wife too much !!

Arab Father and Son Joke

Well, some people are rich no matter how stupid they are. Look at Middle East.... They had Oil for millions of years and it took a westerner to make fuel. Now they are rich by doing nothing but have oil under their feet - what? Did I hear you say Unfair??

Nevermind the train, I will stick to the philosophy of the great Carlie Chaplin (but for the latter reason).

However, this would be my kind of vehicle....

Burning Calories

For all you who think that Gym is boring and you only check out the chicks there where as the real action is more interesting, here you go.... Check out how much calories you can burn during intercourse than wasting time at a boring Gym !

 What we forgot to mention is the number of calories that could be burned during masturbation - 100 during act and 250 on ejaculation. So get on with it now. Burn those extras !