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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Mohammed and Little Johnny - God Bless America !






Even the Children Knows the Difference !!!


And here is the Joke - LOL !!



Mohammed, an Arab child, entered his classroom on
the first day of school in Ohio.
 
 
"What is your name?"
 
– asked the teacher.

 

"Mohammed"

– answered the kid.

 

"You are in America now.
 
From now on your name will be Johnny,"
 
–replied the teacher.

 

In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
 
"How was your day,Mohammed?"
 
– asked his mother.

 

"My name is not Mohammed.
 
I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."

– replied Mohammed.

 

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying
 
to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?
 
Shame on you!"
 
....and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

 

The next day Mohammed returned to school..

 

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked,
 
"What happened to you little Johnny?"

 

"Well Ma'am, 4 hours after
 
I become an American,  
 
I was attacked by two Arabs at home."


 

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