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Lawyer Joke Law Student and Professor !

A young Law student, having failed one of his Law exams, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"


Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".


Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "


The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.


The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "


To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raised their hands. "All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer,


"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

Funn Time Cartoons and Pictures

 How do you think whipped cream was made?

He covered his dicky with a rubber ducky

Why cannot apple support Flash ?

This Winter - Have cold fun people !

Funny Short Notes Worthy Reading Material

Stop, look back, read and think for a while... Ain't this true ????

 When did profanity become a laguage?

Oh Fuck off - you indeed can fuking use the fucking word fuck every fucking where you fucking wish you fucker !!

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I didn't know that there was something called hare krishna though T.V. evangelism is more like watching comedy !

Romance Valentines Funny Stuff

 Some advice for young lovers - this will be your future if you do not follow the golden rules...

And be careful of the posses they do !

Funny Advertising Perceptions !

More Husband Wife Funny Poems

This is probably the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...


Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.



WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.


I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.


Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.




HUSBAND:


God saw me hungry, he created pizza.


He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.


He saw me in the dark, he created light.


He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star


You should know what you are


And once you know what you are


Mental hospital is not so far




HUSBAND:


The rain makes all things beautiful.


The grass and flowers too.


If rain makes all things beautiful


Why doesn't it rain on you?




WIFE:


Roses are red; Violets are blue


Monkey like u should be kept in zoo.


Don't feel so angry you will find me there too


Not in cage but outside, laughing at you



AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...


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"Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."


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A man in Hell asked Devil:


Can I make a call to my Wife?


After making call he asked how much to pay.


Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.


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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?


It means,Without Information, Fighting Every time!


Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.


Wife: When must I give them to him?


Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..


Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.


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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?


Husband: A lovely Push...!


and the life goes on........

Funny Relationship Equations !

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Funny Kanye West !

Kanye west or east - this indeed is the funniest I have got in a while for a celebrity

Few Facebook Funnies !

Funny Phone Users

How does a Blackberry user, android user and an iphone user would see each other - pretty funny !

German Man Pays Neighbour to make Wife Pregnant !

I knew that we live in a world that's insane.... But, this is the eternety of insanity !

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Forget the rest, she is a freaking beauty queen with a hot body.. Why can't I have neighbours like this ??

Demetrius and Traute - you made my day - LOL !

Gwen's Love Life after Death !

Gwen was one of those UGLY women that she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.


Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life.

But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.

Gwen left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought:

"The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins” She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Gwen didn't die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said:


"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!,… ONE AT A TIME!"

Define Sex, Twosome and Threesome

Handfull is never bad when it comes to Jigi Jigi !!

And whom do we have it with ? Where is that perfect woman we all desire to hump?

Indian Monalisa

What if Monalisa was in India? Who would have drawn her ? What would it be like - well, the answer for the latter is sorted !

News Cast Gone Wrong - Funny !

We do tend to ingnor what's happening in the backgroud when news casters read out the daily news for us us ha?? All news casters as CNN, Fox, BBC, CCTV, Al Jazeera etc do this now a days. check who was caught during channel 7 news cast..

on other news Blue Ivy Carter is featured in Jay Z's new release glory and the video will be on you tube no sooner it's released.....

All about the word FUCK and Middle Finger !

Using the word FUCK is something that we all quite often do. The below diagram which is pretty much informative would spell out all what you need to know about the word fuck.

Then again, how about the Middle finger ?? How many times have you shown the middle finger to all around you... know about it too.... Also learn about how media as BBC, CNN use the word FUCK and other slangs. How the government of United States uses the fabulous word.

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Happy New Year

Hello My Dear Friends who love to joke and be funny.

Wish you all a wonderful new year 2012 - May it be peaceful and bring you loads of health and wealth.

Please do not forget to dance to the tunes played by this wonderful DJ...

And some say that gas burners / coockers are meant to be in kitchen....

You are WRONG !