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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Indian Jews !!

Two Jewish tourists, "Sid" and "Al", were traveling through India.
Sitting in a Bombay restaurant, Sid asked Al "Are there any people of
our faith born and raised in India?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Indian Jews?"
and the waiter said, "I don't know Sir, I'll ask the cooks."

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Indian Jews."

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with foreign tourists gave the
expected answer, "I will check again, Sir!" and went back into the

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that
there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere in
the world."

The waiter returned and said, "Sir, the head cook said there is no Indian Jews."

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no
Indian Jews!"

"Sir, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is
Orange Jews, Mango Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews."

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