Funny Cartoons for the new year !!!

Before sex, you help each other get naked!!
After sex, you only dress yourself.

The Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you've been fucked

Here are some Classics to shake your rib cage - enjoy my freinds !!

What do you think you would do if a crocodile get's the better off you..

It could be the Great Wall of China, but, we might have to learn to walk this way if required..

A new way to kill those unwanted flies and mosquitos...

Oh God... what happened to the key hole ??

Tickle your senses before you leap off the mountains !!

Hell ya - the idiot wouldn't know ha ??

Well, I am gona try this with my seretary the next time when I get her to wear her Jacket...

Looking at Pussy will kill her doggy... 

So, did you have a good laugh ?? Please share with freinds and don't forget to chech out a few adverts on the sides - you will benefit from them for sure..... Have a great day my friend... !!

The Cheating Husband

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please .... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

Funny Office Joke

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Employee:    Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? 
Boss:            Sure, come on in.   What can I do for you?

Employee:    Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee

                     of this prestigious firm for over ten years. 
Boss:            Yes.

Employee:    I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like

                     a raise. I currently have four companies after 

                     me and so I decided to talk to you first. 
Boss:            A raise?   I would love to give you a raise, but 

                     this is just not the right time.

Employee:    I understand your position, and I know that the

                     current economic down turn has had a 

                     negative impact on sales, but you must also

                     take into consideration my hard work, pro-

                     activeness and loyalty to this company for over

                     a decade. 
Boss:            Taking into account these factors, and 

                     considering I don't want to start a brain drain, 

                     I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and 

                     an extra five days of vacation time.  How does

                     that sound?

Employee:    Great!   It's a deal!   Thank you, sir! 
Boss:            Before you go, just out of curiosity, what 

                     companies were after you?

Employee:    Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, 

                     Water Company and the Mortgage Company!