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Friday, May 4, 2012

If Animals were on Facebook



If animals have FACEBOOK and BBM, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :



COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" #:-s

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember".... 8-

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :'(

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ">:/

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" X_X

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" =D =))


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