Funny in Mars

Beautiful and incredible images from the latest

batch of photographs sent back from the Mars Lander. Amazing insight and the pictures as never seen before

 

 

 And the most Amazing Picture from Mars !!

 

Marijuana or Soda

I insist that going on weed or marijuana is way better than having any kinda drink. Here is a small table I made especially to illustrate why it is so.

I mean look at this poor dude who got high on Alcohol, wouldn't have been the same if he was high on Weed.

Also, getting back home after a party full of alcohol - Not Cool !

on contrary, see the fun these gals are having which you obviously could be a part of if you were on Weed !!

Choose now and choose wise, but don't get caught to those cops...........

Reasons for Road Accidents

Yeah, some times you wonder why so many guys (and some gals too) meet with accidents during their day to day travel. Well, don't look too far, here are some of the causes...

A guy driving a car hit a lamp post after seeing this gal in the streets.

A lorry driver drove straight in to a canal by the road when this lady was walking on a by road

A guy walking down the street walked right in to a lamp post breaking his nose and forehead trying to follow this sexy beast..

The guy who saw this gal got such an erection, his penis was 2 feel long which got caught in a door when he tried to enter the elevator

A guy riding a bicycle saw this beauty and rode in to a dump truck and has 25 stitches all over his body.

The rider who saw this gal went straight in to a supermarket and apart from nursing injuries has to pay USD 100,000.00 as damage to the store and items.

This gal was seen crossing the road in Mexico, where the truck driver ran over not less than 25 people who died on the spot. However, the driver was pardoned after the judge realized that the guys who he ran over were drug lords that cops failed to capture.

This gal is from England. A helicopter pilot spotted her crossing the streets and went straight inside a building, luckily it was a highrise parking lot and he managed to land the helicopter in time and no one got hurt, but a small roller blade.

This blond managed to create the high profile accident down California when not less than 10 cars knocked in a row down the main boulevard off Beverly Hills.

A truck driver braked so hard to let this gal  to cross the streets, the trailer of the truck ended in front of the truck shuttering the windscreen. Both the driver and the gal escaped without injuries.

 And then,

last but not least, this gal was seen crossing the streets down town New York which ended up me falling off my balcony and make this blog lying on my hospital bed :( !!

Running Naked in the Rain

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

She screamed "Oh my God - Hurry ! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

The Guys says "I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"

Then She says, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'

'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope..just when it's raining.'

Some Smart Asses really know how to get about !!

How to use Chopsticks

 Oh those silly Chinese.... why cannot they look at simpler means of having a meal. Anyways, I trust the easy steps on how to use the chopsticks helped you - try it out when you visit a Japanese or Chinese restaurant in town next time. 

Wear a Condom Man !

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
            The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am  the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then  leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your  pants on backwards instead of your collar."

Funny Wired Stories

A few wired stuff that goes around in to our mail boxes.

Got the following pic with caption "World's first Camera in the Making" - But Who and how the fuck was this picture taken????

Trust me the world is loosing it and the modern society is truly fucked up.... 

Hence a message to God

 And the real Harry Potter who is a crack addict. Now, I don't see much difference from the movie

Not only Harry, in the modern society, even Micky mouse is on dope. 

Grandmothers screw around online and guess who get's caught?

People are forgetting the past and vibrating phone is mistaken for earthquakes :(

We have stolen land from Animals and dictating terms while screwing up the Eco-system we live in.

Whilst the world bank is funding rich countries to get out of debt instead of caring for the rest of the world...

Indeed a fucked up world !!

Mother and Daugther at the Bar

Man, I'll tell ya, women are cold until the end!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' 

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 

 'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well.. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.' 

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. 

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS..' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. 

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' 

'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' And we men praise them anyways !

Things to do when bored

Pretty interesting set of thoughts for those who are bored and do not know what to do. Ya, we all go through that phase of time once in a way ha? Any better ideas, feel free to add on to the comments :) !

But, ensure not to overdo or this is what wil happen !!

But, then again, there are ups and downs in life

Might as well take a swim, may be skinny dip - need a partner??

Facebook Funny !

Oh that facebook indeed is a place that makes you laugh and as for me, the below picture just explains perfectly what I have done in this post. Steeling other peoples posts.

Even the Super Hero Rajinikanth seems to enjoy facebook

Even the dying cannot die without facebook

And You are screwed the day when your dad joins Facebook

But, then again, faceboom helps me subdue my curiocity

Everyone seems to be sharing everything on Facebook

It's Amazing how,

But, then again, if you want to make money from Facebook, it is something simple you got to do.