Funny Tombstones and Grave Yards....

Aren't they Hillarious ??

Seven Kinds Of Sex....

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.


This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.


This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.


This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.


This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.


Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.


This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least ...






The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.


You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.




WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN ??

Arab in Australia - a funny Joke

Before you go on to read this funny joke - remember to come back to follow the below links - super !

Click Here for another Arab Joke 
And here for one of the best around ! 


Here we go,


A young Arab asks his father "What is this weird hat that we are wearing?"


"Why, it's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun" says the father..


Then asks the son "And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?"


Father is Obliged to reply - "It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!"

Boy get's curious - "And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?"

Again the father lovingly explains - "These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert! "

Then,

Son - Tell me Abba?
Father - Yes my son?

"Why the fuck are we living in Melbourne and still wearing all this shit?"

Funny Fact about Taj Mahal and a few Funny Cartoons and Pictures !

We All Know TAJ MAHAL As Symbol Of Love But The Other Lesser Known Facts are:

1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's 4th Wife Out Of His 7 Wives


2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's Husband To Marry Her!


3. Mumtaz Died In Her 14th Delivery!


4. He Then Married Mumtaz's Sister!


Question Arises


WHERE THE HELL IS THE LOVE ???????

  

Sniffer the Sniffing Dog !

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.


The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.


The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get Airborne,when I put him to work.'


The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'

He told Sniffer to 'search'.


Sniffer jumped down,walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.


Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.


The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That Woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.


'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.


Once again,the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.


The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'


'I like it !' said his seat mate.


The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.


The first man was really disgusted by this Behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the policeman, 'What's going on ?'


The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'

Vasline for Gay's and Funny Cartoons !

One day a gay man goes in for his doctor's appointment and asks the doctor: "Do you have anything to make hair grow on my chest?"

The doctor immediately grabs a jar of Vaseline and says:  "If you get a friend to rub this on your chest everyday, within a month or two you'll start to see some growth."


The man replies, "Well if that was true, I'd have a pony tail coming out my ass!"

Fairy Tales - The Funny Irony !!

Let's take a few Fairy tales that made us sleep !!

1.  The Little red riding hood

She didn't listen to her mother…

2. Snow White

The Bitch lived with seven men...

3. Pinocchio

The @#$%&;^ was a liar…


4. Tarzan

The Nut Case walked without clothes on...

5. Sleeping Beauty

slept the whole day until a guy kissed her...

6. Cinderella

was dancing with a guy who she just met, till 12 in the night...

These are the stories our parents raised us with, and then they complain our generation is messed up.

Irony, isn’t it??












Funny story cartoon pictures of fairy tales

Elton John & David Furnish's Baby !!

What really happened when Elton John and David Furnish decided to have a baby????

They had their sperm mixed together and had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.

 When the baby was born Elton and David were waiting at the hospital.

They were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of whom were crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby was smiling serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.


"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton said to David. "All these unhappy babies ..... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his rectum!"

 

Spelling Mistake and Funny Cartoons !

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e'at the end of a word.....

"I'm having such a wonderful time! Wish u were her_"

More Rajinikanth Jokes !!

Click here for the other set of Rajinikanth Jokes on barabare (http://barabare.blogspot.com/2010/06/rajinikanth.html)

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth….. . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT


Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play


Once Rajnikanth went for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why??
He reached USA and having No Visa with him


Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!


Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

 Click here for the other set of Rajinikanth Jokes on barabare (http://barabare.blogspot.com/2010/06/rajinikanth.html)

Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.


One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday


Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC.... And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. - Mind it!

Click here for the other set of Rajinikanth Jokes on barabare (http://barabare.blogspot.com/2010/06/rajinikanth.html)


Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?


Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??


All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!

What Really Pissed me Off !!

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"


"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

“See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

“Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"