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A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for $2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."
So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?"
She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!!
Boyfriend fainted..
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Monday, May 29, 2017
When Pilots Go Nuts
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Friday, May 5, 2017
Husband and Wife Goes Jogging
Early morning husband wakes up and asks his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh.....! So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: "I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"
Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.."
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Mental Asylum
Rod and Kate were both patients in a mental hospital..
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Rod suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Kate promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kate's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Kate the news she said: 'Kate, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Rod hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Kate replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry'
Head Nurse still recovering!!!
😂😂😂
Sunday, April 16, 2017
The Arab, Cab Driver and Camel
A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London. She curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the radio because her religious doctrine forbade her listening to music.
The Cab driver politely asked why.
His passenger replied that in the time of the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for his passenger to disembark.
The Arab Muslim was surprised and asked him: "What are you doing???"
The Cab driver answered:
"In the time of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud speakers in mosques that woke up newly born, the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE' everywhere.
So shut up, get Out and wait for a camel.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
The Woodcutter and his Axe. A Modern Story
If you are female & reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if male, then feel proud after reading it - most important share it with your friends...
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared & asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water & he needed it to make a living.
The Lord went down into the water & reappeared with a Golden Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied: "No."
The Lord again went down & came up with a Silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: "No."
The Lord went down again & came up with an Iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied: "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty & gave him all 3 Axes to keep, & the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, & his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared & asked him: "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water & came up with Deepika Padukone.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'NO' to Deepika padukone , you would have come up with KATRINA. Then if I said 'NO' to her, you would have come up with MY WIFE. Had I then said 'YES,' you would have given me all 3.
Lord, I'm a poor man, & not able to take care of 3 wives, so THAT'S why I said YES to Deepika."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good & honorable reason & for the benefit of others.
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