Pakistani Johnny in USA School

A Pakistani Boy took admission in an American school

Teacher : What's your name ?
Boy : Nadir Teacher
Teacher : No, new you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

Boy went home and started a general conversation with his mother on how things turned out that day and then the name change topic pops up... 

Mother : How was the day Nadir ?
Boy :  I am American now, So please call me Johnny.

The dad over heard the conversation and the argument that followed ended up with the boy getting beaten by both the parents.

The next day he was back at school all bruised...

Teacher : what happened Johnny ??
Boy : Madam, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani Terrorists. 

Corvette Convertible Fast or Not ?

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An Old man decided to buy a Corvette convertible. His memory of good younger days.

As he drove down the highway, he floored it to 80 and smiled. He was cherishing the moment with flashes of his yesteryear's running through his mind, 

Suddenly, he sees a trooper chasing him. He puts his foot down more and starts driving faster before he realized that it wasn't right and stopped.

The trooper came up to the window, looked at his watch and says, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I haven't heard before, I won't give you a ticket".

The man paused for a while..... looked around, and with a release of sigh said... "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. When I saw you coming up behind me I thought that it was you and that you were bringing her back.. ".

"Have a Good day Sir" is all the trooper said... 

With or Without Money !!

Man O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home;
When has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
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When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
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When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
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When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
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When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
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When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
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Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
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Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
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Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means.....

Donald Trump Jr. Steels Speech too......

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Forget Melania Trump steeling her speech from Mrs. Michelle Obama !!!

Here is proof....

And, now his son steels a speech too... Shamelessly speaks at the republican party convention.. 

Here is proof.....