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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Funny Limericks Mr. Murphy and Rap Ta Ra

Hey ! Rap-Ta-Ra-Ra-Ra

Hello Mr. Murphy – God Bless your Heart and Soul
I came to Fuck your Daughter, but I couldn’t find her Hole

And then I found her hole - It was hidden in her frock,
Believe me Mr. Murphy - I couldnt find my cock!

And then I found my cock - It was hidden deep within,
Believe it Mr. Murphy - I couldnt put it in!

And then i put it in - Your daughter began to scream,
Goddam it Mr. Murphy -  So I shoved it in her mouth!

King Kong went to Hong Kong
To Play a Game of Ping Pong
The Ping Pong Knocked his Ding Dong
And that was the end of King Kong

There was this Girl from Kent
To a Football match she went
She went to the Goal
And Opened her Hole
And In the football went

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And tits in a tree in Brazil

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to fuck
from old Friar Tuck
And fucked Marion whenever he could
Once I went to derbyshire
and then I Sat on a rock
all the girls in derbyshire,
They came to suck my cock

There was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
On a Stormy Weather
They Banged together
And sparks flew out of his ass

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...

There was a young maiden named Molly
Who had a Daughter Named Polly
The Guy was Sing Chum
And too soon he did cum
And all he could say was "I'm solly!"

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went

There was a Plumber named Leigh 
Who was fuckin a Girl by the Sea
When she said "Someone's Coming"
He Answered while Fuckin
The one who's coming is me

The Sea man's young Wife
Fell in to the Bay while Low Tide
You could tell by a Squeels  
That some of the Eeels
discovered a dark place to hide

There was a young girl called Annie
who had this peculiar fanny
she went to the doc 

and showed that it's a cock
now everyone calls her Danny.

There was a young lady from Eeling 

who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back 

and opened her crack
and came all over the ceiling 

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