Few Facebook Funnies !

Funny Phone Users

How does a Blackberry user, android user and an iphone user would see each other - pretty funny !

German Man Pays Neighbour to make Wife Pregnant !

I knew that we live in a world that's insane.... But, this is the eternety of insanity !

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Forget the rest, she is a freaking beauty queen with a hot body.. Why can't I have neighbours like this ??

Demetrius and Traute - you made my day - LOL !

Gwen's Love Life after Death !

Gwen was one of those UGLY women that she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.


Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life.

But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.

Gwen left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought:

"The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins” She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Gwen didn't die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said:


"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!,… ONE AT A TIME!"

Define Sex, Twosome and Threesome

Handfull is never bad when it comes to Jigi Jigi !!

And whom do we have it with ? Where is that perfect woman we all desire to hump?

Indian Monalisa

What if Monalisa was in India? Who would have drawn her ? What would it be like - well, the answer for the latter is sorted !

News Cast Gone Wrong - Funny !

We do tend to ingnor what's happening in the backgroud when news casters read out the daily news for us us ha?? All news casters as CNN, Fox, BBC, CCTV, Al Jazeera etc do this now a days. check who was caught during channel 7 news cast..

on other news Blue Ivy Carter is featured in Jay Z's new release glory and the video will be on you tube no sooner it's released.....

All about the word FUCK and Middle Finger !

Using the word FUCK is something that we all quite often do. The below diagram which is pretty much informative would spell out all what you need to know about the word fuck.

Then again, how about the Middle finger ?? How many times have you shown the middle finger to all around you... know about it too.... Also learn about how media as BBC, CNN use the word FUCK and other slangs. How the government of United States uses the fabulous word.

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Happy New Year

Hello My Dear Friends who love to joke and be funny.

Wish you all a wonderful new year 2012 - May it be peaceful and bring you loads of health and wealth.

Please do not forget to dance to the tunes played by this wonderful DJ...

And some say that gas burners / coockers are meant to be in kitchen....

You are WRONG !