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Monday, October 15, 2018
Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from kuppuswamy. He was bright enough to handover the operations to an Indian, Satya Nadella
I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:
Nambar wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Nambar too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... where it is?
Nambar tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you " laanching" Microsoft Sentence?
Nambar for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???
Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???
Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why saar why??
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
The story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story told by a loving wife....... Share with your friends and family to show gratitude to all those wonderful wives !
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise".
Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain"
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
That's the Sternum for your Info.. :D :D :D
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines...
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