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Monday, January 27, 2020
I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* £7500/- a month in living expenses."
Tuesday, January 7, 2020
Man In Bar Orders Tiger Beer.
Lady Next To Him - What a coincidence, I am having Tiger Beer too. 🍺
Man - I'm celebrating.
Lady - Me too.
Man - What a coincidence ! Why are you celebrating ?
Lady - My husband & I have tried 4 years for a baby. Today I'm pregnant!
Man - What a coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 years my hens couldn't lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs!
Lady - Wow! How did that happen?
Man - I used a different cock 🐓
Lady smiled and said
WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!
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