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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

The Scottish and the English

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An Englishman is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

The Scottish gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink tha waaater min ! Et's foo o' coo's shite n pish."

The Englishman replies, "My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English."

The gamekeeper replies, "I said use both hands - you get more that way."

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