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Monday, January 16, 2017

The Wonderful Wives as described by their Husbands !

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
 ~By Lee Majors 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
 ~By Al Gore 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 ~By Socrates 

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. 
 ~By Mike Tyson 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? 
 ~By George Clooney 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
 ~By Bill Clinton 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." 
 ~By George W. Bush 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
 ~By Rudy Giuliani 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 
 ~By Michael Jordan 

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! 
 ~By Donald Trump 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 
 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 
 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 
 ~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
 ~By Kobe Bryant 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 
 ~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 
 ~By Alec Baldwin 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
 ~By Barack Obama 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 
 ~By Tommy Lee 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. 
 They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 
 ~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 
 Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 
 ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 
~By David Letterman 

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing! 
 ~By Jay Leno 

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
 ~By Brandon Breezy

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