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Thursday, September 17, 2015

Total Family Crisis

I was dreaming of fishing by the lake and then this happened !!



Actually, it is this picture that pissed her off even more !


 On another note...



Sunday, September 13, 2015

Keeping Family Safe !





I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.



So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in its center.



Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard,MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.

My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day.


So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer.
The Isis Crisis !

Friday, September 4, 2015

New Studies on Generation Y



THE 'Gen Y' CHROMOSOME


People born before 1946 are called - The Greatest Generation.

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called - The Baby Boomers.





People born between 1965 and 1979 are called - Generation X.




And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called - Generation Y.


Why do we call the last group -Generation Y ?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?

Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

Y should I clean my room?

Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

Y should I buy any food?

But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below...





Just thought you might want to know "Y"
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