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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

With or Without Money !!

Man O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home;
When has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means.....

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Donald Trump Jr. Steels Speech too......

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Forget Melania Trump steeling her speech from Mrs. Michelle Obama !!!

Here is proof....

And, now his son steels a speech too... Shamelessly speaks at the republican party convention.. 

Here is proof.....

Friday, July 15, 2016

Military Coup in Turkey or what ?

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(I answer the phone in a Turkish Store. While working the register during holiday rush.)

Customer: “Hey, I made a several hundred dollar purchase a few days ago during the big sale. And I got a 20% off everything coupon today. Can I bring the coupon in and get 20% off my original purchase?”
(Is this a test? A recorded call from one of my superiors, because this cannot be serious.)
Me: “I’m sorry. That coupon is intended for your next purchase, not one that was already completed!”
Customer: “But I spent so much money! Can’t I just return everything and then re-buy everything with the coupon?”
Me: “I’m sorry. That is incredibly unlikely and will not work. That coupon is intended for the next purchase.”
Customer: “But I spent so much money… You sure?”
Me: “I’m pretty gosh darn positive. Have a nice day, though!”

(The lines were already backed up and I could not imagine if she honestly tried to bring everything back in and argued for the coupon discount!

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