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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Funny Perceptions - How will they See Us


Bankers - they do seem to think no end of themselves ha? Or is it just our perception?

Not sure whether Britney's Boy Friend would take this serious !
Not sure about the commercials, but, they defenitly do tend to think that the general public are fools. 

Oh those Mother in laws !

Even sex becomes perception when you are old !

Monday, February 27, 2012

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

With China becoming one of the largest economic forces and soon we will have to do a lot of dealing with them in addition to reading their instruction manuals (as most products we consume today are cheap and low quality Chinese shit) - it is of utmost importance that we learn their fucking language !

Smoking Weed Vs consuming Alcohol !

I mean - What is this world coming to? Have the legislators got their wires crossed ???

Sunday, February 26, 2012

How to Spell Mississippi Joke !

Oh this is a funny world we live in !

Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is Galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.

'The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.'

Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '

you're gonna read this again!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Funny Paper Articles

Well, what could be more harmful to your body, mind and soul than smoking ? Also, smoking means, ciga, fag, weed ?

Following is a research done by Dr. Gregory Calkins of the university of Miani health center - Wonder how he became a doctor... Pitty the patients who get treated by him..

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Legal or Illegal - Funny Answers at the Exam !

Is it the person who answered the questions who is DUMB or is it actually the examiner who posted the Dumb questions????? Think about it !!

How Ironic ?? It is funny how harmless is illegal and the harmful is legal ! - click on pic for larger image - it is the wiered world we live in !!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Perfectly Timed Funny Photographs 2 !

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Perfectly Timed Funny Photographs

Perfectly times Photographs !!

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Await for more pics in next blog

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Lawyer Joke Law Student and Professor !

A young Law student, having failed one of his Law exams, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raised their hands. "All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer,

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Funn Time Cartoons and Pictures

 How do you think whipped cream was made?

He covered his dicky with a rubber ducky

Why cannot apple support Flash ?

This Winter - Have cold fun people !

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