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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Funny Wired Stories

A few wired stuff that goes around in to our mail boxes.

Got the following pic with caption "World's first Camera in the Making" - But Who and how the fuck was this picture taken????

Trust me the world is loosing it and the modern society is truly fucked up.... 

Hence a message to God

 And the real Harry Potter who is a crack addict. Now, I don't see much difference from the movie

Not only Harry, in the modern society, even Micky mouse is on dope. 

Grandmothers screw around online and guess who get's caught?

People are forgetting the past and vibrating phone is mistaken for earthquakes :(

We have stolen land from Animals and dictating terms while screwing up the Eco-system we live in.

Whilst the world bank is funding rich countries to get out of debt instead of caring for the rest of the world...

Indeed a fucked up world !!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Mother and Daugther at the Bar

Man, I'll tell ya, women are cold until the end!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' 
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 
 'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well.. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.' 

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. 

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS..' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. 

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' 

'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' And we men praise them anyways !

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Things to do when bored

Pretty interesting set of thoughts for those who are bored and do not know what to do. Ya, we all go through that phase of time once in a way ha? Any better ideas, feel free to add on to the comments :) !

But, ensure not to overdo or this is what wil happen !!

But, then again, there are ups and downs in life

Might as well take a swim, may be skinny dip - need a partner??

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Facebook Funny !

Oh that facebook indeed is a place that makes you laugh and as for me, the below picture just explains perfectly what I have done in this post. Steeling other peoples posts.

Even the Super Hero Rajinikanth seems to enjoy facebook

Even the dying cannot die without facebook

And You are screwed the day when your dad joins Facebook

But, then again, faceboom helps me subdue my curiocity

Everyone seems to be sharing everything on Facebook

It's Amazing how,
But, then again, if you want to make money from Facebook, it is something simple you got to do.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Pictures for Dirty Minded People

this time the post is for us... Pretty funny, but good for the dirty minded people.... enjoy the pictures

It's just an artifect of a nun... what were you thinking?

Nice looking arrangement for the Egg Shells ha?

Ha Ha - Gotcha !!

Which type of weed do you prefer ???

Sexy Heels ha?

Did you still spot the lamp?? 

What the hell is a banana doing inside a pumpkin?? 

Cute Dog ya?

baby Face - Spot it?

Nice arrangement of Tomatos ha?

Wonder where this tree is

What the fuck are they doing with their ears together?? Gay?

Misunderstood Wife !

And the Husband upon getting to know the wife's disspointment says !

 anywas, don't disspoint the sexy wife too much !!

Monday, June 18, 2012

Arab Father and Son Joke

Well, some people are rich no matter how stupid they are. Look at Middle East.... They had Oil for millions of years and it took a westerner to make fuel. Now they are rich by doing nothing but have oil under their feet - what? Did I hear you say Unfair??

Nevermind the train, I will stick to the philosophy of the great Carlie Chaplin (but for the latter reason).

However, this would be my kind of vehicle....

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Burning Calories

For all you who think that Gym is boring and you only check out the chicks there where as the real action is more interesting, here you go.... Check out how much calories you can burn during intercourse than wasting time at a boring Gym !

 What we forgot to mention is the number of calories that could be burned during masturbation - 100 during act and 250 on ejaculation. So get on with it now. Burn those extras !

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Instructions to Follow when choosing Lingerie

The typical thought process that a woman would follow when choosing what panties to wear on a given day. Well, they do end up somewhere....

Pretty much simpler choice for the guys ha? 

I am not sure who on this earth could wear the below ones, but, surely would like to see her.

But, then again, we wouldn't care or complain when they turn out red hot in their sexy Lingerie ha?

Dalai Lama Answers !

Here is something from the great Dali Lama. Funny stuff, but, do you manage to see the startking reality behind the sayings??

Well, what do you think?? But, then again, useless explaining such wisdom to Blonds ha?

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