Selling Condoms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 The following diagram illustrates the though process of a Male and a Female before going out partying !

 

 

Now This lady won the mother of the year award 2009 !!

  

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: 
 
What Makes 100%?
 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
 
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
 
How about achieving 103%?
 
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that 
might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit  and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. 

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Sales lady: Excuse me Sir, this is a non-smoking store.
 
Smoker: But I bought my cigarettes from here.
 
Sales lady: I know.. We sell condoms here and that doesn’t mean you can F#$% us here!