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While in China
A week after arriving back home, he wakes up one morning to find his dicky-boy covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see his family doctor, Dr. Hutas Patas.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot of pencillin or something and fix me up, Doc.'
Dr Hutas Patas answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your thingy.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only hope.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese Medic close to home, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese medic examines his dick and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely vely lare decease.'
The man says to the medic, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My family doctor wants to operate and amputate ....!'
The Chinese shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Westen doctas, always want toa opelate. They make more muney dat way. No need to opelate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man ( a bald headed burger, incidentally) replies.
'Yes, yu save mucha muney' says the Chinese medic, ' yu wait twoa weeks. Fawl off by itself!'
