Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What's a balcony ?
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Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B" - Ex. Blouse, Bra, Bikini , Boobs.
& the lower body with a "P" - Ex Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy.
No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood Pressure) !!
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A girlfriend sends the following msg;
My love.............
If ur sleeping; send me ur dreams
If ur smiling; send me ur smile
If ur crying; send me ur tears
I love u......
He replied;
I'm in the toilet
What do i send..........?
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
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