A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked..
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned!’
Monday, June 20, 2011
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
Share your laughter with your friends.... Let's share on social media friends.. Little Musa comes to school with a black eye reg... -
During an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they... -
Share the laughter with your friends !! A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, ther... -
How many occassions in our life time do we not go have fun in that lovely vast wide ocean just because we fear those monster sharks coming b... -
The English Plural We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a ...