A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?"
Girl: "No."
"Can you read the center line?"
"No."
"Can you read the large top line?"
"No. "
"Can you even see the chart?"
"No."
The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants. "Can you see this?"
"Of course!"
"Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!"
