Well, some people are rich no matter how stupid they are. Look at Middle East.... They had Oil for millions of years and it took a westerner to make fuel. Now they are rich by doing nothing but have oil under their feet - what? Did I hear you say Unfair??
Nevermind the train, I will stick to the philosophy of the great Carlie Chaplin (but for the latter reason).
However, this would be my kind of vehicle....