A Few Rules to Follow around the House - Funny !

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other (or you will end up Iron Man 3 - do your own ironing :( )

When Having a Puppy in House,

1. You wake every morning to a healthy game of "Can you find your slippers ?"
2. Pee patches in your house show you exactly where the floor is sloped wrong.
3. Furniture becomes the best ever chew toys
4. You get woken up in bed at 3 am for play time ( and then again at 4. 30 am )
5. The kid's name and the puppy's get constantly mixed up. ( 
you even use the same tone of voice )

 6. Weekends out are no longer an option 
7. Any Long dress item is not an option
8. The canine time-space continuum seems to create 'black holes' behind couches, cupboards and beds into which various items are dragged never to be seen again
9. The pup sometimes gets a 3 course meal while you are expected to make do with bread and .... ( well something ! )
10. Remote controls, Mobile phones and pencil cases are considered fair game