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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Dying in Jerusalem






A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
 
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." 
 

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. 


The  undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
 
 The man  replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

 



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