Cheng Lee - No Fee !

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese Detective... 
The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:……..

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. 
I watch. He and she leave house.

I follow. He and she go hotel.  

I climb tree. I look window.  

He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. 
He play with she. She play with he. 

I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee....
Sincerely,

Cheng Lee