Beer
contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE
hormones!
Last
month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take
a concerned look at their beer consumption.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It
was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1)
Argued over nothing.
2)
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3)
Gained weight.
4)
Talked excessively without making sense.
5)
Became overly emotional.
6)
Couldn't drive.
7)
Failed to think rationally.
8)
Had to sit down while urinating.
No
further testing was considered necessary!
