Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Showing posts with label Uk classified adverts funny paper advertisements jokes cartoons and pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uk classified adverts funny paper advertisements jokes cartoons and pictures. Show all posts
Friday, April 22, 2011
Funny Classified Advertisements !
Following are classified ads which were actually placed in a U.K newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is an oldie but fantastic! ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
MORE TYPO ERRORS HERE Well, how many times have you typed an SMS on your phone with the T9 on and it has given you words that made you roll...
-
A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”. The women were asked, "How many...
-
Next time, be careful when you are having sex or get prepared to face the consequences....
-
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I...
-
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked...