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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Funny Limerick - Creation of a C**




Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine ......
Created a cunt  to their design !

First was a butcher, smart with wit ......
Using a knife, he gave it a slit !

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold ......
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole !

Third was a tailor, tall and thin ......
By using red velvet, he lined it within !

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout ......
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without !

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell ......
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell !


Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee ......
He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee !


Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt ......
He sucked it and f***ed it and called it a "C*nt " !


Thus, dear friends is the femine c*nt ......
Used by all of us to perform many a stunt
Now rave and rant
And inform to all beyond count - (Share this link with your freinds)


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