Mother in Law !

 
Dreaming of a sexy and hot mother in law? 

Dream on !!!

Here is reality ?

MY mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her but he didn’t have enough petrol.

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HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
 

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 Check whether your mother in law is in this queue

WHAT’S the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
 

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“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.” Les Dawson
 

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BEHIND every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.